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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:59

So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good.
Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica
No go.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If You Have an Asus Router, You Need to Check If It's Been Hacked - Lifehacker
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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