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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Still no good.

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

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No go.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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